West Bridgford Vets 2-0 Kettering Vets

Away in West Bridgford, only Bill in the shed
Crocked skipper Tony, just the twelve men he led.
The hosts started strongly and should have scored two
But we got into the game and half time made it to.

The stars in our midfield were Neil and Ludo
We had a couple of shorts but in the ball wouldn’t go.
Then they got a short it went in off the post
And was cheered by supporters like the angelic host.

They grabbed a goal late on to kill off the game
It was a neat deflection and they count all the same.
We like you West Bridgford, we’d play you every week
The games are quite close and each one is unique
We wish you the best in the next round and more
And next time we play you we’ll try harder to score.

We retired to the bar for a chilli and spuds
They bought us a jug and had mince pies for puds
Then came a cheese board with a bottle of Port
A good game, good company. End of report.